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NEWS:
7/6/05-[NEW WEB LINKS!!!]still under construction, but check them out anyway!

5/30/05-I HAVE DISSABLED THE LINKS TO THE FP. i'M SORRY FOR ANY INCONVENIENCE. JUST TRYING TO SAVE HILLY'S HOOKERS AND MARY'S MAN WHORES. WILL INFORM YOU OF ANY CHANGES.

2/14/05- iT'S OFFICIAL!!! the winning theme for the manwhore contest is: UNDERWARE!!! so start unzipping and taking pictures, boys!
1/8/05 - PLEASE TAKE Mary's Man Whores poll:36478 to decide what the manwhores will be wearing! Thank you!

11/15/04 i'm starting to make personalized rooms on the fuck page...any hookers who want a room contact [Yanaba] and she'll add yours.

11/15/04 ATTENTION!! mary's man whores is thinking about having a picture contest between the man whores, but we are in need of ideas for what the men will be (or won't be lol) wearing! If you have any ideas for this contest pls contact [Yanaba] and she will add it to her list.


11/9/04 The Pink Flamingo is in need of some award banners for various sexual acts so memebers can proudly proclaime which flamingo or gnome they have earned. Please inform [Aleka] of any banners you create so she can ensure that they are not too preverse. Thanks!

10/15/04 the fuck page is now new and improved! USE IT!!!! and in the MAIN ROOM PLEASE USE THE COMMENTS AREA to cyber! Have fun!

10/10/04 I made a cyber page for all those who feel the need to do that on here. It's more private for you guys. For now, it's called the fuck page. Tell me if you can think of anything better and if i made it right, cuz i'm not sure i did....

9/30/04 WE NOW HAVE BOUNCERS! WE NEED MORE.

8/26/04 the page has been changed now YOU GUYS NEED TO ADD STORIES TO THE PINK FLAMINGO PAGE and yeah keep giving me ideas!

8/5/04 hehehe so yeah Hilly's Hookers has been added to the Adult's only list on The wiki´s wiki page I'm proud of our little joke of a page!
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Okay so heres the umm shpeil okay so i can't spell that umm heres is the way this works: Hilly's Hookers is mainly about sharing interesting sex related stories jokes ect. in general just being indecent! so feel free to just jump right into a conversation!

The Pink Flamingo

Thoughts of a Hooker

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she-pimp : [Animal*Girl]
Hookers:                      
#1: [Aleka]                  
#2: [Yanaba]                 
#3: [Hermes322]      
#4: [IwAsBuTaMnOmOrE]            
#5: [Kat13]
#6: [Sweet 6 6 6--H.I.M.]
#7: [FaeryPrincess]
#8: [Scarlet Lioness]
#9: [Corp USA Bad]
#10: [Lilly_Cortez]
#11: [Wolf Of Love and lust]
#12:[punk_sk8er]
#13:[Little Red]
#14:[bitchy_girl69]
#15: [hottcandy41]
#16: [pretty in blood]
#17: [~*ChRiS GiRl*~]
#18: [jo has gone]
#19: [SingleSexah]
#20:[Slut_911]


Bouncers:
#1: [Sufanhero]
#2: [Battle of One]
#3: [Balthizar]
#4: [horneyguy]
#5: [tomfucker]
#6: [Wrath of the phoenix]
#7: [Legacy Rite]
#8: [white_devil]
#9: [Cherub]
#10 [Rune Takashi]
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2004-10-28 [tomfucker]: full metal jacket. what i am trying to say is I need help with this hard on

2004-10-28 [Yanaba]: oh...lol...so what else do you think i take pictures of?

2004-10-28 [tomfucker]: I dont know maybe of people sleeping

2004-10-28 [Yanaba]: aw...c'mon you could be more creative than that...

2004-10-28 [tomfucker]: well maybe two girls going at it

2004-10-28 [Elansor]: What are the pic's for?

2004-10-28 [Yanaba]: lol...no well on my description it says i like to take pictures of stuff. I'm in a photo class...obviously i can't really take pictures of that stuff for it or i would get expelled

2004-10-28 [tomfucker]: ok than of tres and animals and things like that

2004-10-28 [Elansor]: i see. got any pets?

2004-10-28 [Yanaba]: yeah, a dog...yorkie/maltese/whatever...he's a mutt lol

2004-10-28 [Yanaba]: trees and animals: not so much...mostly people and archetecture...i LOVE photoshop!

2004-10-28 [Elansor]: use him as your subject.

2004-10-28 [Yanaba]: my dog?? yeah, have and way too much...right now i'm experimenting w/ viewpoints and manipulation...I can't think of anything for my free roll though. It's so general. i'm not used to it.

2004-10-28 [tomfucker]: well go and take a photo on a bridge over a highway at night. they look really cool

2004-10-28 [Yanaba]: oooh night shoots! Those are fun! I should do that. Thank you!

2004-10-28 [Elansor]: You should quit the Marriens and become an artist!

2004-10-28 [Yanaba]: yeah...you should! or paint while your there or something...i dunno.

2004-10-28 [tomfucker]: what kind of artisit

2004-10-28 [Yanaba]: photography?? you have some good ideas

2004-10-28 [tomfucker]: well I took photography class in hight school plus my grandpa also does alot of it

2004-10-28 [Yanaba]: see: it runs in the family!

2004-10-28 [tomfucker]: ya true. I have taken some perty cool pics. I got start A's in the class

2004-10-28 [Aleka]: berni you can't do night shoots... i just finished my free roll and thats all i did....i did it first to so are teacher cannot be mad at me if you go out and take night shoots to

2004-10-28 [tomfucker]: well she might get different shots than you because she might see differnt things

2004-10-28 [Elansor]: I did a little bit of photography down in the south west, got the only good pictures i've ever taken.

2004-10-28 [tomfucker]: well i live in MN so I got alot of wither pics. they were so cool but they all were burned when My car caught fire

2004-10-28 [Aleka]: she the problem w/ her taking night shoots is cause she and i always go off and shoot together....where connected at the hip and i don't know if are teacher really likes that...she's in all mine and i'm in all hers...yeah it gets repetitive

2004-10-28 [tomfucker]: ya well you shoud try to find new places by your self and just look around you. That is all I did for mine. but man was I cold

2004-10-28 [Aleka]: as long as she doesn't go to look out mountain and take pictures of the lights, cars, horizon, and the mesa....the front of my house....my tree with that light post illuminating the pretty yellow leaves (hope that one turns out).... and this cool shadow thingy then were good....berni when are you shooting this??

2004-10-28 [Yanaba]: well, seeing as how i was gonna shoot everything near mike's house on sat. in broomfield...and maybe the whole bridge thing on the highway and mike's car lights, and christmas lights somehow...no. ur all good. Plus i was gonna develop that one "backup" roll from thanksgiving two years ago just in case...

2004-10-29 [Animal*Girl]: two years ago?, thats a long time!

2004-10-29 [tomfucker]: me horny

2004-10-29 [tomfucker]: any Ladies in the mood to have some fun

2004-10-29 [Aleka]: your always horny....

2004-10-29 [tomfucker]: ya I know

2004-10-29 [Aleka]: ...you are male...so that kind of makes sense....

2004-10-29 [tomfucker]: yes I am and proud of it

2004-10-29 [Aleka]: its always good to be proud of what you shouldn't change....

2004-10-29 [tomfucker]: yep I was made with a dick and it is going to stay that way

2004-10-29 [Aleka]: i wasn't and i am never going to have one

2004-10-29 [tomfucker]: good and that is the way it should be

2004-10-29 [Hermes322]: What's wrong with always being horny????

2004-10-29 [Aleka]: i never said anything was wrong with it....it just made sense cause he is male....

2004-10-29 [Hermes322]: True. VERY true.

2004-10-30 [Yanaba]: yeah guys are horny...the only thing good about a dick is no periods..oh and u get to pee standing up. but i wouldn't want one either. 

2004-10-30 [tomfucker]: yes that is very true. thank god for that

2004-10-30 [Yanaba]: lol....be VERY greatful!

2004-10-30 [tomfucker]: I some times I wounder what my life would be like if I was born female but I am proud to be a man

2004-10-30 [Yanaba]: ur life probably would have been a lot more sheltered. Guys get to do everything...girls are looked down upon for it...oh crap. I should stop...see what AP english does to me!!!!!

2004-10-30 [tomfucker]: Ya I see. well i do not look down on girls. I treat them better than they treat me. so the better you treat me the better I treat you

2004-10-30 [Yanaba]: *smiles*

2004-10-30 [Aleka]: ....ahhh....he got sweet

2004-10-31 [Yanaba]: i'm bored anyone on?

2004-10-31 [tomfucker]: I am

2004-10-31 [Aleka]: .....well....its official...sarah aka animal*girl is in charge....hilly has officially left

2004-10-31 [Yanaba]: that's so sad!!! *cries*

2004-10-31 [tomfucker]: * lets [Yanaba] on my sholder* it will be ok

2004-10-31 [Aleka]: ...it is a trully sad day when the founder of hilly's hookers officialy leaves....shes been having just as shitty a month as [Yanaba] and me so its not that shocking

2004-11-01 [tomfucker]: do you need a hug also

2004-11-01 [Aleka]: i always need a hug

2004-11-01 [tomfucker]: *opens my arms* I will give you one

2004-11-01 [Aleka]: oh god this is corny... *runs into [tomfucker]'s arms* yeah

2004-11-01 [tomfucker]: * i put my arms around you and gives you a big hug*

2004-11-01 [Aleka]: thanks

2004-11-01 [tomfucker]: *lets you go* feel better now

2004-11-01 [Aleka]: yup 8)

2004-11-01 [tomfucker]: good. I love to give hugs

2004-11-01 [Aleka]: 8)...gtg bye...hugs

2004-11-01 [tomfucker]: see and hugs back at you

2004-11-01 [Aleka]: HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!! look at the snow!!! let it snow let it snow let it snow...god it was cold going trick or treating this year...and wet

2004-11-01 [tomfucker]: I remember when it did that in mn in 1991

2004-11-01 [Aleka]: happens every year here in CO god i love it....it was just wet this year...usually the snow falls a day or so before so you stay dry but it was raining then snowing....brrr

2004-11-01 [tomfucker]: we got about two feet of snow that night

2004-11-01 [Aleka]: nice...i love snow....give me snow or i shall cry!!

2004-11-01 [Yanaba]: like 4 years ago it was sooooo perfect!! It was like 60 degrees out and a full moon to boot! Since then we've been cursed with snow...oh well! Doesn't stop us! oh yeah thanks for the hug [tomfucker], i really needed that! :)

2004-11-01 [Aleka]: cursed!! no we have been blessed not cursed *glares*

2004-11-01 [Yanaba]: well...depends how u look at it...cursed as in cold omg i'm gonna freeze to death...blessed as in if it snows anymore we might not have school!!!

2004-11-01 [tomfucker]: ya thats true

2004-11-01 [Aleka]: no snow is good wether or not we have school...snow is needed and i love it and we should have it all the time cause its so pretty and cold

2004-11-01 [tomfucker]: ya I miss the snow

2004-11-01 [Yanaba]: mmm just as long as it doesn't snow next monday...i'm planning to get my license...finally lol. i'm sick of nathan valdez asking me if i got it yet...oh randy knows him btw!!!

2004-11-01 [Aleka]: does he now?? what a small world! berni's getting her license!! berni's getting her license!! does this mean you'll drive me around now??!

2004-11-01 [Yanaba]: ummm....well, first i gotta get the license...then a job then money then a car...so no, not exactly...lol maybe if i beg my 'rents to borrow the ford but yeah

2004-11-01 [tomfucker]: I love driving inthe snow

2004-11-01 [Yanaba]: haven't done that yet....so that's why it could be bad!!! lol

2004-11-01 [Aleka]: driving in the snow is fun if no one is around...then you can do all sorts of stuff without any free of hitting people and getting sued!!

2004-11-01 [tomfucker]: uep I am from the country so I know what you mean

2004-11-01 [Aleka]: 8)....i hope it snows so much that my dad will go no you cannot drive that evil car of yours to school which has bald tires no four wheel drive and is probally a death trap!!...i can hope...

2004-11-01 [tomfucker]: lol

2004-11-01 [Aleka]: my hope was in vain....i went to school and now i am not going back but i got up and thats the worst thing to happen in the world

2004-11-01 [Elansor]: what is?

2004-11-01 [Aleka]: i was hoping it would snow so much that i would not have to go to school and that didn't happen and then i got up this morning and went to my first class....now i'm home but awake and thats horrible and i still have to convince my mom that i don't need to go back to schooll.....its to early for all that

2004-11-01 [Elansor]: lol, good luck with that.

2004-11-01 [Aleka]: thanks...i really dont feel good...*sifty eyes*

2004-11-01 [Elansor]: you do look sick, maybe you'd better stay home...

2004-11-01 [Elansor]: you don't look too well, maybe you'd better stay home...

2004-11-01 [Yanaba]: yeah...i'm pissed off too...i'm at school and i heard some middleschoolers have the day off because of halloween! oh well...i'm just fearing piano tonight. it's been two weeks since and i haven't practiced...oops!

2004-11-01 [Elansor]: lol, it's been a year since i last practased piano...

2004-11-01 [Yanaba]: u play??

2004-11-01 [Elansor]: a little bit. How long have you played for?

2004-11-01 [Aleka]: i played one songg on the piano that i taught myself....but i can't remember it now....and just to tell you i took a nap that means that i'm sick in my house (and i really was tired) so my mom called me in but now i have to go back to school....damn this world...but atleast my last two classes are entertaining

2004-11-01 [Hermes322]: ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

2004-11-02 [Yanaba]: umm...let's see...i started playing when i was about...7-ish...stopped for a while cuz my teacher kicked me out, then started back in summer of 8th grade and now i'm a senior in highschool...so a pretty long time...not long enough cuz i suck at it all!! I swear, my teacher thinks i'm like piano illiterate or something cuz i can't sight read to save my life and i don't have the base clef momorized...still! But it's all good!

2004-11-02 [tomfucker]: Horny horny horny

2004-11-02 [Yanaba]: *ahem* well someone must be horny...lol

2004-11-02 [tomfucker]: ya sorry. I just could not hold it in any more

2004-11-02 [Yanaba]: it's all good! :)

2004-11-02 [tomfucker]: * looks at my pants* cant you tell

2004-11-02 [Yanaba]: well...i was trying not to draw attention to what seems to be protruding from ur pants...but now that u mention it...

2004-11-02 [tomfucker]: I like being this way if someone can help out

2004-11-02 [Yanaba]: like who???

2004-11-02 [tomfucker]: well any lady will do? would you be willing to help?

2004-11-02 [Yanaba]: sure why not.....

2004-11-02 [Elansor]: right now i'm going to have to agree with Devil Dog, I'm really horny...

2004-11-02 [tomfucker]: well see its not just me

2004-11-02 [Aleka]: LOL...wow yanaba's popular isn't she

2004-11-02 [tomfucker]: yes she is

2004-11-02 [Aleka]: 8*P

2004-11-02 [Aleka]: bed time!!!

2004-11-02 [tomfucker]: ok see ya

2004-11-02 [tomfucker]: I am now leaving this wiki for good. sorry something came up.please remove me

2004-11-02 [Aleka]: ...okay....bye....thanks for telling us......maybe we'll see yeah again some day

2004-11-02 [Elansor]: later mate

2004-11-02 [Yanaba]: how sad!

2004-11-02 [Aleka]: isn't it though...i'm rather depressed...we lost one of are bouncers.. 8*(

2004-11-03 [Yanaba]: WE NEED MORE BOUNCERS!!!!!!

2004-11-03 [Aleka]: ...so what you want me to do....put out a job add??

2004-11-03 [Yanaba]: yeah...but u kinda already have one...i could do it too.

2004-11-03 [Aleka]: ....i do have one but i haven't put it in any newspapers....thats what this place needs a newspaper for all wikis....god that'd be alot of work

2004-11-03 [Yanaba]: don't they have something like that???

2004-11-03 [Aleka]: do they?? well good then i don't have to do anything

2004-11-03 [Yanaba]: i'm not sure...i'm just guessing...

2004-11-03 [Aleka]: ...damnit...

2004-11-03 [Hermes322]: MY PORN WON'T LOAD!!!

2004-11-03 [Elansor]: why?

2004-11-03 [Hermes322]: idk

2004-11-03 [Aleka]: that is the most horrible thing i have ever heard....you have my sympathy

2004-11-03 [Elansor]: I'm bored... and frustrated...

2004-11-03 [Aleka]: why?? frustration is never good.. 8(

2004-11-03 [Elansor]: tell me about it. don't know why, just having one of thows days...

2004-11-03 [Aleka]: that sucks....heres a cookie... 8) hope it gets better for you

2004-11-03 [Elansor]: Thnks. how is every one else?

2004-11-03 [Aleka]: ...tired....clean and wondering when i'm gonna manage to finish ny photo project...i should probally be working on it but then i love to procrastinate...

2004-11-03 [Elansor]: ahhh yes. doing sweat f a!

2004-11-03 [Aleka]: ...sure....whats f a ?? sorry i'm lil dumb when it comes to those things

2004-11-03 [Elansor]: and because it hasn't been said for a while, due to absent friends... horney horney horney

2004-11-03 [Elansor]: It stands for "Fuck All" so sweet f a is sweet fuck all

2004-11-03 [Aleka]: ahhh.... well then... you know what i do when i'm frustrated i go watch foamy yes foamy the squirrel at http://www.illwillpress.com/vault.html cause he just brightens my day ... foamy's rants are the best though....

2004-11-03 [Aleka]: oh and squirrly songs just make me so happy...yeah i'm watching it right now...8)

2004-11-03 [Elansor]: well thats was odd. that squirrel has issues...

2004-11-03 [Elansor]: it's very funny.

2004-11-03 [Aleka]: 8)...i love that squirrel...he is the bomb

2004-11-04 [Hermes322]: FOAMY!!

2004-11-05 [Aleka]: don't you just love foamy?

2004-11-05 [Yanaba]: FOAMY!!!!! is the new cartoon out yet?

2004-11-05 [Aleka]: there the halloween speacial

2004-11-05 [Yanaba]: huh?....must see!

2004-11-05 [Aleka]: yes its about a toaster

2004-11-05 [Yanaba]: oooh amitiville!!!

2004-11-05 [Aleka]: hehehehe

2004-11-05 [Yanaba]: yup new one

2004-11-05 [Corp USA Bad]: Yes, it is quite enjoyable.

2004-11-05 [Aleka]: yes you are right...trully enjoyable

2004-11-09 [Aleka]: has everyone died??

2004-11-09 [Yanaba]: i didn't...maybe....i'll check...

2004-11-10 [Aleka]: ...you sure...check your pulse berni

2004-11-10 [Yanaba]: IT'S STOPPED!!!...wait..no...where do you check it?

2004-11-10 [Aleka]: ...well there are several places you can check...your jubular or whatever is the best though

2004-11-10 [Yanaba]: jugular....i believe and where is everyone??

2004-11-10 [Aleka]: god only knows...i think they died

2004-11-10 [Yanaba]: NOOOOOOOOOOO *cries*....hey where's sarah?

2004-11-10 [Aleka]: she hasn't been on in weeks

2004-11-10 [Yanaba]: dang

2004-11-10 [Elansor]: hello!

2004-11-10 [Pedito]: hey elansor

2004-11-10 [Aleka]: hello

2004-11-10 [Battle of One]: I heard that bouncers were needed?

2004-11-10 [Yanaba]: yes, we need more bouncers...and apparantly i need to contact some of our hookers and tell them about all the changes and crap, cuz no one's on here!!!

2004-11-10 [Yanaba]: ....i'm glad to see the guys are tho...

2004-11-10 [Battle of One]: haha...so ill be a bouncer if need be

2004-11-10 [Aleka]: 8)...you can be, just let me add your name

2004-11-10 [Battle of One]: ok

2004-11-12 [Yanaba]: YAY new bouncer!!

2004-11-12 [Battle of One]: Yup..

2004-11-12 [Aleka]: 8)

2004-11-12 [Battle of One]: so...where is everybody?

2004-11-12 [Aleka]: in hell....no umm....somewhere....i believe all the hookers have beened raped and murdered and will never return....depressing, but this wiki has been ignored by them for atleast 4 days....

2004-11-12 [Hermes322]: GAY GUY?!

2004-11-12 [Aleka]: ....

2004-11-12 [Battle of One]: Hi..I am a bouncer here

2004-11-12 [Hermes322]: *hugs*

2004-11-13 [Aleka]: hugs for all!! *hugs*

2004-11-13 [Yanaba]: hello *hugs everyone too*...hey why not!

2004-11-13 [Hermes322]: LOL

2004-11-13 [Aleka]: 8)

2004-11-13 [Hermes322]: lol

2004-11-13 [Animal*Girl]: i'm not dead, i was just having fun. ;)

2004-11-13 [Aleka]: ...good fun..;)

2004-11-13 [Yanaba]: SARAH YOUR ALIVE!!!

2004-11-13 [Battle of One]: *laughs*

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